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quote #828823

<Aenima> if i close my thighs forever......... will it all the remain the same??????????<Alerik> nope..someone will use a pry bar when you hit the morgue... (315 天前)

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quote #828460

<+DethFromAbove> rmuser she is not ugly<+DethFromAbove> she is fat yeah<+DethFromAbove> but I saw past that<+DethFromAbove> I don't know what to call that<+DethFromAbove> I'm not sure if it's love or what<@rmuser> gravitational lensing... (315 天前)

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quote #827929

Seppukakke: You know, in the Old Testament, God was full of Wroth and Vengeance. You did bad stuff, he rained brimstone down on your ungrateful ass or harrassed your people with 7 plagues.Seppukakke: In the New Testament, its like he has turned over a new leaf, you don't hear some much of the nasty things he did to his people (because if you believe in ... (315 天前)

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quote #827518

<kinzey> i want to go out with a girl<kinzey> and lay in the field<kinzey> real romatic like<kinzey> and just stare at the full moon<kinzey> and she'll say something along the lines of "the moon's so beautiful tonight"<kinzey> and i'll just be like<kinzey> "that's no moon... THAT'S A BATTLESTATION!!!"<kinzey> a... (315 天前)

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quote #827480

<anon> Right now i'm watching this porno <anon> Asian dude gets on bus full of white highschool girls and gets raped<anon> I've been on a school bus before and this didn't happen. I'm beginning to think that porn isn't based on true stories.... (315 天前)

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quote #827006

ElGarlic: Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris.ElGarlic: Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do.... (315 天前)

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quote #826487

[Gnimish is working out how to go home to usa from austria for christmas]* Gnimsh is frustrated by airlines<PeterPowell> lol<PeterPowell> dont fly?<Gnimsh> should I swim back?<Gnimsh> take a train?<Gnimsh> DRIVE?!<sari> boat?<Gnimsh> wrong season<Gnimsh> I looked on 3 different sites.<PeterPowell> why not... (315 天前)

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