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The Register articles by Simon Travaglia

BOFH: Moon landings, Pong and the case of the smokin

episode 2 embrace, extend, exterminate ... "it's about your assistant," the boss says, looking around carefully as he nods me into his office."yes?""he told me something yesterday. something disturbing.""oh, i wouldn't believe everything he says, he's prone to making outrageous statements. i mean the goat lived and the charges against him were dropp... (10 小时前)

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BOFH: The Cloud Committee Calamity

episode 'you'd need 8 people, all with photos of their targets. and their routes home...' "slipped in front of a bus. fell from a bus. fell in front a circle line train. jumped or fell off the hungerford bridge. fell in front of a black cab. jumped in front of a minicab; stepped into an open manhole; fell down some stairs; and crossed against the light... (7 天前)

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BOFH: The Explosive Christmas Evacuation

episode 20 hr roasting on an open fire... everyone loves the last day. the prospect of holidays ahead always puts people in a good mood which in turn leads to generosity, indulgence and poorly-thought-through dalliances in front of recording devices.but more than that, in the season of goodwill those in the service side of the company get some recogni... (55 天前)

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BOFH: The day the office budget bombed – literally

episode 19 explosive network kit trojan “and this was the extinguisher here, was it?” the health and safety feeb asks.“that’s the one!” i say.“and you don’t know of any reason how it came to be filled with diesel instead of water?”“none!” the pfy lies. “but then it may have been like that when we took the building over!”luckily the h&s ... (89 天前)

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BOFH: Licence to grill ... stupid users

episode 17 the phone rings. ah, live bait! ..."hello, you're speaking with simon – or rather, version 3.1 recurring""sorry?" my user asks."version 3.1 recurring. speaking.""can't you just give me office 2003 back?" he whines."sorry, office 2003 is ancient history – like calculator watches, white jeans for men and the expression 'snazzy'.""why?"... (98 天前)

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BOFH: We don't need no stinkin' upgrade

episode 17 bloated, slow and leaky - what version numbers really mean "but i just want to go back to the way it was..." my user whines."what, when computers crashed every 10 minutes?""no, i...""where the print function acted more like the combination of the hang and discard changes functions?""no, i just want my menu back!""you mean you don't like... (104 天前)

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BOFH: Hordes unleashed... by a RAM upgrade

episode 16 fault #45113: company corrie email list is down bofh volume 5 it’s the same old story – you make some tiny change and before you know it they're oozing out of the woodwork.you know who i'm talking about – the idiots.they notice that your signature uses garamond instead of times roman and before you know it they're on the phone wanting... (119 天前)

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