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Words For My Enjoyment

I’m Not Leaving The Time I Called On Your Answering

unless you’re trying to solve a murder case in which i am involved, where i took the time to call and leave a message on your answering machine right before i dumped the bodies and flew to alaska (ironically, which i was under the impression was out of the united states jurisdiction), there’s truly no reason for the time i called to be important.in fa... (312 天前)

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Job Titles No One Will Ever Have As Long As I’m Not

super dooper directormega managerexecutive dreamerlead typist in an officecoordinator of copy managementculinary cooler coordinatormorale managerdirector of global gossipgroup travel manager, happy hoursenior vice president, other people’s personal business ... (312 天前)

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Apparently You Don’t Care That I Am Interested In Y

so i stood there. waiting for my roast beef sandwich to be prepared by the clerk behind the counter.and you stood over there. ovah there, behind the bread bowls and dehydrated pineapple rings. talking to someone you’d known for years. telling them that tomorrow night when the kids went to sleep you’d be breaking out those kick-ass cornish game hens. y... (312 天前)

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I Am Officially Banning Things

Today I would like to officially ban a list of things that must be removed from the world immediately. They include:Olives stuffed with feta cheeseBumper stickers that brag about your children’s insignificant accoladesAny and all Leapfrog sub-par children’s electronic productsPomegranatesShips in glass bottlesCentimeters…as a measurement. (Who n... (312 天前)

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Insert Shameless Plug For Travel Blog Here

You know me. I never plug anything, which must mean that when I do plug something it’s either because (a) someone is paying me to do so, (b) the voices told me to do so, or (c) the voices are telling me if I plug something someone is bound to pay me.So without further adieu I ask you wholeheartedly to check out Travels with Two — a travel blog writte... (312 天前)

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I Don’t Quite Care How Many Glasses of Water You Dr

I try to be courteous and listen to my friends and colleagues when they talk to me.I try to nod and look interested, periodically adding a “Mmmhmm” or a “Oh yeah” or a “No way” all the while they flap their lips, telling me about their nightmares or their car issues or the fact that the water heater in their house burst over the weekend. I try t... (312 天前)

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When Gas Station Attendant Conversations Are Almost

Me: “Twenty bucks on pump seven.”Him: “Pump seven?”Me: “Yes. Pump seven.”Him: “Maybe you should use pump eight instead.”Me: “Is pump seven broken?”Him: “You can just pull your car up a little bit and it will reach.”Me: “Is there something wrong with pump seven?”Him: “So that’s twenty on eight?”Me: “Unless I can use pump seven.”... (312 天前)

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