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简介:a weekly collection of the most unusual patents issued by the us patent and trademark office. by comedian daniel wright.
原站:http://www.patentlysilly.com
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累计:24 篇(自 2007-09-04 起)
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Patently Silly - The Humor of Invention
in the paraphrased words of sisqo, "all the scandalous babies in the house show your thong th thong thong thong." what possible justification is there for a thong diaper? does less plastic mean they are environmentally friendly? are they to help adults who can't control their bowels feel sexy? unfortunately for us, in a design patent no explanation is ne... (314 天前)
Patently Silly - The Humor of Invention
there are many ways to obtain a slimmer figure: exercise, dieting, amphetamines. but sometimes, even popping pills is just too much work. sometimes a lady just wants to create a "false or deceptive visual impression," without the hassle. there's nothing wrong with manipulating someone's cognitive processes, is there? it's the oldest trick in the book! th... (314 天前)
Patently Silly - The Humor of Invention
you might not have known such standards existed, but this somewhat awkwardly titled patent sets "a new standard for internal personal prevention worn in the female vagina." it is an anti-rape device, quite admirable in its thoroughness:this invention is inserted into the vagina of a female wearing it in the same way as a tampon length wise and pushing i... (314 天前)
Patently Silly - The Humor of Invention
i can't decide which is odder, doing hip hop aerobics with a robotic doll or incorporating vhs tapes into a 21st century technology.as the video plays this doll gets jiggy to the soundtrack. overweight american children will presumably be inspired to shake their bloated, candy-fed behinds along with this caucasian-looking, hip hop-dancing automaton. acc... (314 天前)
Patently Silly - The Humor of Invention
while doing the cat's cradle has proved to be a bonding experience for young girls across generations, let's face it... some girls just don't have friends. be they gossips, backstabbers, sluts, or just plain new in town, someday you may find yourself a girl down on your luck with no one willing to convey taut pieces of string from their hands to yours an... (314 天前)
Patently Silly - The Humor of Invention
patents have so much to teach us... like a new word for butt crack!--"gluteal cleft" doesn't that have a nice ring to it? "excuse me, sir, but your cloven gluteas is scaring the children."yes, this crotch drier blows hot air right in the spot where it usually makes an exit.reading through the patent, i couldn't help wondering if this line was intention... (314 天前)
Patently Silly - The Humor of Invention
it is said that thomas edison's laboratory went through over a hundred thousand failed prototypes for each successful invention. one can only hope that in the quest for his perfect liner, wesley k. johnson went through that many lap dances.i don't think this invention needs much explanation, but one sentence in this patent surprised me. the inventor poi... (314 天前)
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