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Two Mexicans are Stranded in the Desert

two mexicans are stranded in the desert, on their last leg, about to die of thirst. they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something, they suddenly spy through the heat haze a tree off in the distance.as they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with strip after strip of bacon. there's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, li... (9 天前)

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A Man Walks Into A Bar With An Alligator On A Leash

the bartender says "you can't have that thing in here! get out!" the guy says "it's okay, this alligator is highly trained. just give me a few seconds and i'll show you."the bartender, intrigued, gives him the go-ahead. the man gingerly lifts the alligator up onto a table. by this point, everybody in the bar is gawking at this strange man and his pet.t... (15 天前)

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Those Dirty Pirates

a pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''there's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the barrel for all you sexual needs.''''whatcha mean? my sexual needs?''''well, you stick your willy in the hole and you'll be serviced, anytime you want, except... (35 天前)

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What A Scary Flight

after waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots."the passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. both men are using guide dogs and appear to be blind. there are murmurs among the passengers, and some believe it is a joke.t... (36 天前)

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Getting Bank of America By The Balls

a little old lady walks into bank of america and asks to open a savings account. the new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. at any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the little old lady replies, "three million dollars.... (88 天前)

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The Eskimo and Scotsman

one afternoon, in a land where eskimos and scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, an eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. shortly after, a friendly scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him.upon inspecting the smoking engine, the scot proclaims to the eskimo, "i looks like you blew a seal!"abashed... (101 天前)

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The Not So Stupid Monkey

a man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. he sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. he grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into his mouth and swallows it hole."holy crap!" says the bartender, completely livid. he says to the man, "did you see what your stupid monkey just did?""nope.... (101 天前)

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