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Things I hate about my Flatmate

Salmonella dub

There is a song by the band Cream, released in 1967, called Take it Back. It is one of the clearest descriptions of fear and anguish at the idea of militarism, and a reaction to the arbitrariness of the draft - a lottery of death. The song talks about the need to stay at home at take loads of intravenous drugs and fuck the fuck out of one's girlfriend, i... (312 天前)

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Things I hate about my Flatmate

Stonehenge

Archeology is an interesting science.It involves the digging up of things from the past.There are a number of things I do not want to dig up from the past. I'll get to one of them shortly, which has erupted unbidden from the cold, dank past.I went to a trivia night at the Wit Perd this evening. The caller was a divine symphony of hips and blonde hair. A ... (312 天前)

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How to catch a bastard

I see that scientists have decided that all blue eyed people have a common ancestor. Is there anything scientists can't do?I think that this is patently bullshit.How can it be that there is any possibility that I might be related to the fucking cretin that uses my Tabasco sauce without my express or implied permission?And not only that, but as if to driv... (312 天前)

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Totenkopf

Recently The Geek has been declared the new black. The inter-tubes are awash with articles extolling The Geek. Geeks are good at this, excellent at that. Geeks are usually identified by their glasses and a T-shirt displaying a witticism like: Bacon is a Vegetable.September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. In my earlier days I would have been a... (312 天前)

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Things I hate about my Flatmate

A Promethean sparkle ...

In my time I've wandered the earth. Good times, bad times, y'know I've had my share. I've seen stuff and some of it caused me to moan and complain. I've dealt with rats in NY, cockroaches in Sydney, slime and filth in London. And sometimes the flats have been appalling too.I have cleaned up after people, educated them about the right way to live and beha... (312 天前)

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Things I hate about my Flatmate

Broke the back of a monkey, hung him up in a temple

I understand that by the age of 14 Felix Mendelssohn had written 12 symphonies. He is considered by some to be the greatest child prodigy since, oh... Mozart.Albert Hoffmann invented LSD and then went for the most famous bicycle ride evah. (Apparently the boys down at Cisco labs don't mind a bit of California sunshine). Fucker's still alive too. Elixir o... (312 天前)

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Things I hate about my Flatmate

Dear god.To paraphrase the inimical Jules from Pulp Fiction, I've been travelling the world like Kain, having adventures and shit.Since returning to civilisation, and the ubiquitous internet connection, I have secured employment. I have re-purchased all the necessary paraphenalia which every self respecting prosecutor surrounds himself with. A Mercedes. ... (312 天前)

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