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“Funny Quote of the Day”的内容更新

累计：341 篇（自 2007-04-03 起）

更新：约1篇/周，最后更新1 天前

Funny Quote of the Day

Mike Myers

"my theory is that all of scottish cuisine is based on a dare."... (1 天前)

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Funny Quote of the Day

Noel Coward

"i like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."... (2 天前)

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Funny Quote of the Day

Paula Poundstone

"i don't have a bank account because i don't know my mother's maiden name."... (12 天前)

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Funny Quote of the Day

Sam Levenson

"if you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."... (13 天前)

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Funny Quote of the Day

Tallulah Bankhead

"if i had to live my life again, i'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."... (14 天前)

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Funny Quote of the Day

Thomas A. Edison

"to invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."... (15 天前)

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Funny Quote of the Day

Tom Stoppard

"i think age is a very high price to pay for maturity."... (16 天前)

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