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累计：14131 篇（自 2009-03-29 起）

更新：约13篇/天，更新比较频繁，最后更新96 天前

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shootme says FML

today, like every day, i used my phone while taking a dump. as i reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. i yelled "fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. fml... (96 天前)

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Anonymous says FML

today, it was laundry day. after my fifth and final load, i noticed i never added any laundry detergent. fml... (96 天前)

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notfatanymore says FML

today, the guy i've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved i'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. i just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. fml... (96 天前)

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mandie says FML

today, i brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. when my grandpa saw her, he said, "what a waste of good breeding stock." fml... (96 天前)

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notthatkinkyanyway says FML

today, i'm on holiday with my boyfriend. going through chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. it was a kinky pair of handcuffs. fml... (96 天前)

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Alicia says FML

today, i was at the clinic getting a prenatal checkup, only to find out that they got my records confused with another woman who was listed as my husband's wife. fml... (96 天前)

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Anonymous says FML

today, i got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. i told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. he then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. fml... (96 天前)

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