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It started when I was looking for the dead frog in the freezer. Why was I looking for a dead frog in my freezer? And (an equally valid question) why was a dead frog in my freezer to begin with? The...

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I voted for the President-elect. I got a little teary as I watched the throngs in Chicago and Oprah and Jesse Jackson cry. And then a few hours later, I cursed him and said, "Goddamn it, Obama." Th...

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Sounds like a joke. Should be a joke. It's not. Crazy, callous, sick. It happens somewhere every year. What's wrong with these f-ing people? And Walmart -- let's see, crowds waiting outside the doo...

Woman 1: All day now it's Guitar Hero 3.Woman 2: (nods)Woman 1: He thinks he's a musician. He's pushing a button on a plastic guitar, a monkey could do it.Woman 2: I know...Woman 1: I never see him...

I have made some sartorial errors in my 14 years as a working mother. I have gotten to work and discovered that I am wearing one black and one blue sock - or shoe. I have stapled my hem in place. O...

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